At Toy Fair 2018, poop playthings are absolutely everywhere

Blame it on Apple's promotion of the animated poop emoji if you want to...

But scenes like this were a common sighting at the Toy Fair today.

Have we as a society sunk into the literal toilet?

Why would we encourage children to throw shit? These toys are sticky mushy balls that stick to a wall surface when thrown. 

This "Play-pooh" comes with a mold based on the CEO's actual dog's actual poop.

Hmmm, here's a game for children that seems to be about getting this plastic piece of feces to shoot out of a toilet and then trying to catch it in your hands.

Roll the die to find out how many times you should plunge. Why am I not excited about this game?

FLUSH FORCE! 

These guys are really getting creative here, bringing Urinals to the table.

 Flush. Them. All.

There is a lot of crap like this around...

I couldn't bring myself to pick this up and read the text, so I'm just gonna venture a guess:  It's some sort of port-a-pottie? 

There's poop in the pool too.

This game is called "Don't Step In It."  Wait for it...

Sometimes the only way to win is not to play at all.

Toys that I can't for the life of me figure out why a parent would purchase.

This appears to be an actual mug shaped like a toilet.  I think it's for kids to collect all the shitty toys they are now begging you to buy more of. 

Am I the only one who doesn't get what's fun about this?

It was one thing when there was a random poop emoji thrown about now and then.

But methinks this has gone too far.  Please cut the crap!